Tuesday, March 6, 2007

5 ways to tell ACC tournament is in Florida

Five ways to tell the ACC tournament is in Florida this year:
1. Teams will play in flip-flops rather than sneakers.
2. The tournament is officially known as the Ron-Jon Surf Shop ACC tournament.
3. Instead of barbecue, concession stands are selling sunscreen.
4. Tyler Hansbrough qualifies as a hill.
5. The champion gets a trip to Margaritaville.
-- Ron Green Jr.

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7 comments:

WB said...

Nobody in attendance is from the South. They are all transplanted Northerners.

WB said...

One way you can tell the ACC Tournament is in Florida:

No sweet tea will be available.

WB said...

One way you can tell the ACC Tournament is in Florida:

All teams will wear neon uniforms.

Anonymous said...

Courtside celebrities include Mickey and Goofy

JAT said...

...good seats are still available.

Anonymous said...

The players are all wearing high black socks and plaid shorts.

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