Wednesday, January 27, 2010

N.C. State student paper mocks Heels

"TheTechnician," N.C. State's student newspaper, continued a tradition ahead of Tuesday's North Carolina at N.C. State basketball game, producing a mock newspaper, "The Daily Tar Hell," that wrapped their normal edition.

There's some, uh, semi-adult content, so beware before you click, but it's pretty funny college humor sort of stuff, complete with every stereotype you can think of.

Still, to the staff of The Technician, we say bravo. Except the one guy we showed it to who asked, "yeah, how'd the game go for them?"

15 comments:

Matt Privett said...

Scoreboard.

Abercrombie Hollister Hole said...

Pretty funny. Scoreboard or not. What did you really accomplish? You beat a team without 1 Top 100 player vs your 7 All Americans and were losing by 6 with 13 mins to go. Luckily the refs let UNC goal tend twice, travel, and foul. If not, would've gotten ugly. Look at the box score - see the foul differential. The first foul on NCSU's Smith came in the second half. That's some CLEAN defense...lol.

Furthermore, scoreboard you won. Overall record - TIED!

King Kong you aren't. Beating your chest on a 12-7 record is hysterical.

Scoreboard is effective in football scores as well. Shall we revisit?

Debbie from Dallas said...

"Hustler's Flynt to speak at UNC symposium"

Keep it classy UNC.

Anonymous said...

Unsurpisingly the Wuffie blames the refs for yet another loss to UNC. The years, players and scores may change but the excuses never do.

Anonymous said...

As a State fan and one who enjoys football more, I am ecstatic that we are 3-0 versus the Holes under new coaches. That being said the Holes fans never complain about the refs in those games. I can say this about UNC fans they at least do not cry about UNC's shortcomings constantly and are not obsessed with the demise of every rival they have.

Also the guy who said overall was "TIED!!" is far from accurate. UNC owns us in basketball something like 141-75; almost double. And they own us in every arena expect RBC where it is TIED! Please do not embarrass us anymore than we already have been. They even own us in football 63-30 with 6 ties.

Anonymous said...

It's amazes me how anyone could still consider this a rivalry. Carolina fans don't care about State. It's not worth our time.

Anonymous said...

"As a State fan" and then you go and crush NCSU? Riiiiiiiiight.

The poster before was talking about being TIED with overall bball records this year.

State fan - try sheep in wolves clothing.

Typical hole.

Anonymous said...

"no longer a rivalry" poster...

I'll believe that when my crap turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

The Reid said...

Scoreboard. Reigning national champions. 'Nuff said. And for those Puppies fans talking about football, what bowl game did State go to?

The Reid said...

But even as a lifelong Tar Heel fan, I must admit that that was hilarious

carolina hater said...

Carolina doesn't have to complain about the refs ever because they're too busy getting every call. It probably wouldn't have made a difference in last night's game, but it could have. Coach K pointed this out in the 80's and now he benefits from getting calls too just because the ACC didn't want him crying anymore because it exposed the unfair advantage their chosen team was getting. I don't like to blame games on refs and 99% of losses have nothing to do with refs as Carolina is usually better, but this has to stop some time.

Anonymous said...

carolina owns state in everything! stop your football whining! you've won 5 times in 17 years. Losers are full of excuses. it's probably the heels fault you flunked out of school!

Anonymous said...

RE: "Hustler's Flynt to speak at UNC symposium" Keep it classy UNC.

Guess you missed the part where this was clearly described as a MOCK NEWSPAPER. In other words, it's not a real story, you Wuffie cretin.

Anonymous said...

UNC-CH's finest: John Edwards holds season tickets for UNC basketball. And so (did) Mike Easley. And so (did) Ruffin Poole. Shall I continue? UNC-CH Law: Turning out sleazeballs for a full century.

Anonymous said...

John Edwards: State grad.