Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Kentucky sports radio slams North Carolina

A Kentucky website, kentuckysportsradio.com, does its best to fan the rivalry fire in advance of Saturday's game between No. 5 Kentucky and No. 10 North Carolina in Lexington, Ky., with a feature they call "North Carolina: FAQ."

Among the "Frequently Asked Questions" they address:

Where is North Carolina? Is it a state?

Yes, North Carolina is a U.S. state located in the southeastern corner of the country. Though you may not have known it, you may have driven through North Carolina many times to reach better places like Florida, or Florida.

What are North Carolina’s state bird and song?

North Carolina’s official state song is “I Wanna Be Rich,” by the popular singing duo Callaway, and the state bird is the mosquito.

What are the people like in North Carolina?

Did you ever see any of the Smokey and the Bandit movies? Everyone is like someone from the cast of one of the Smokey and the Bandit movies.

How will I know when I’ve left North Carolina?

If everything terrible in North Carolina suddenly seems to be multiplied by a hundred, you’ve just crossed into South Carolina.

For the full FAQ, click here.

151 comments:

Anonymous said...

This Q&A just described Kentucky. Ironic.

carolinahomer said...

thats funny.....esp. the one about driving into sc......

Anonymous said...

You know you are a great state when you find this actually funny. It is only lesser states that take a shot at great states. We all have to laugh as we know how "great" Kensucky is...humor is a great tool when used properly. Thank you so much to the smart and highly intelligent folks at the Kentucky sports radio network whose IQ probably rates something close to their basketball team and possibly their students. Just kidding KFC (not sure of the state abbreviation)...get the humor?

gregg said...

Okay, if that's the way they want to play...

Why do birds fly upside down when over Kentucky?

Because there's nothing there worth crapping on.

Anonymous said...

Did you hear that they outlawed tv wrestling (rasslin')in Kentucky? Yeah , it's been related to child abuse! You've got the half nelson , the full nelson and Uncle Nelson.......

Anonymous said...

I work with a man from Kentucky. He's married to a woman from West Virginia. By law they can never be allowed to have children.

pantherheelz said...

If incest were a country, West Virginia would be the President and Kentucky would be the Vice President. Oh and now that Calipari is there, just wait for the recruiting violations to come rolling in. Also 10 years ago Kentucky had a 100 game lead on us in All-time wins. That lead has been dwindled to 5 and will most definitely be passed in the next season. Suck one KY

Anonymous said...

KY a state? I always thought is was a jelly for A$$holes.

Anonymous said...

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________
(last)
First name:

Billy-Bob (_)
Billy-Joe (_)
Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_)
Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: (if known) ____
Sex: (if known) ____
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

pantherheelz said...

I drove through KY and was scared for my life. The people there are the reason there are stereo types about whitetrash cousin fucking hillbillys who engage in extreme beastiality. Go Wildcats!

Anonymous said...

This is front page of charlotteobserver.com? Are you kidding me? We are talking about a radio station website now?

Anything to keep the 2.5 hour away holes on the front page i guess.

Anonymous said...

when a married couple gets divorced in kentucky are they still brother and sister?

Anonymous said...

If you get a divorce in the state of Kentucky are you still brother and sister?

pantherheelz said...

That state is a joke and everyone that lives there is related!

Anonymous said...

A truckload of whiskey crashed in the Kentucky countryside on its way from the distillery. A small boy noted that it "smelled like uncles".

Anonymous said...

They are such meanines. America loves our Tarheels and they are just jealous

shawn said...

I didn't know Kentucky was a state I thought it was chicken.

Anonymous said...

You do know that kentuckysportsradio does this for nearly every opponent they Kentucky plays. You're not special.

Anonymous said...

One of the questions should be who has 2 national championships in the last few years.

Anonymous said...

haha, so check this out cause the guy that made that survey just copy and pasted it from here and changed a few things. Best part: it was originally about NC
http://www.ahajokes.com/north_carolina_jokes.html

Anonymous said...

Ok North Carolinians, it was a joke, get over it.

Anonymous said...

(Above)You are correct. Although when the opponent is good, they'll normally post a more detailed column;)

Go Cats.

Anonymous said...

The post was actually a joke. Lighten up heels...

Anonymous said...

So let's see...the state of NC has top-notch schools with UNC, Dook and Wake Forst. Kintucky has _______?

Hell, even NC State makes your state schools look dumb.

Let me give you a hint, most people confuse West Virginia and Kintucky all the time. North Carolina doesn't even come up when those two states are mentioned with Deliverance.

Anonymous said...

I'm a Kentuckian and find some of this article funny, and a few of the responses on KSR are very funny. "the state flower of Kentucky is a Satelite Dish". Now that's funny. If you can't laugh at yourself, and actually take any of this personally...I feel sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

Say what you want about UNC and UK in all-time wins. Fact is with Calipari now the Cats will maintain that lead. Also, and don't say I didn't tell you so, John Wall/Cousins/Patterson are going to abuse UNC this weekend in Rupp. Absolutely abuse. Fuck UNC and the entire state of NC.

Anonymous said...

It's just a blog, not a radio station or show. They pride themselves on getting thin skinned people to react just like you did...

and they are the stupid ones?

Anonymous said...

I don't think all these heels comments are from people in NC because I haven't ever been in a mobile home that has internet access

Anonymous said...

Oh just thank you so much for NASCAR guys, what would we ever do without you? Have fun Saturday Big Blue Light.

Anonymous said...

first of all, ky has more wins than any other school that plays basketball, second of all our freshmen starting line up is going to run over unc. i am also sure rondo will take it easy on lawson while he gets used to playing pro

Anonymous said...

Hey moran!!! Deliverance was set in me, not KY or WV!!

Signed,
Georgia

Anonymous said...

For future reference, check the facts before you make ridiculous claims about the administrators of kentuckysportsradio.com. First of all, the site is run by a group of friends from who graduated from Transylvania University, which is one of the top liberal arts colleges in the south. Also, the founder of the site, Matt Jones, is a prominent lawyer. You might want to check before you go around insulting the IQs of these people...because chances are they are higher than yours.

Anonymous said...

7 championships > 5 championships. Enough said you damn Tar Heels.

Anonymous said...

bwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! guessing by the spelling there are no duke fans on here.


-Kentucky Fan

Anonymous said...

I think the saddest thing about this whole deal is that the Observer couldn't find anything better to put on the front page of the website. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that 95% of the Observer staff graduated from UNC-CH.

Anonymous said...

The best part about North Carolina is the Outer Banks and even it had to break away from the main-land to gain any respect, but I do love the Christmas shops.......GO CATS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok people seriously who has the most wins in college basketball history(we do) who has the 2nd most national champs (we do) and yes there is a stereotype but it is a stereotype not the the people acutually live. I am not a hick and do not have a country accent. I do not own a pickup truck and I have a house and have never owned a shed in my whole life. Also I have never heard or met of anyone in Kentucky that has the name of billy-bob, billy-joe, or anything else. No one in Kentucky is like that and we have the same stereotype against north carolina... so just go back a grow some tobbacco because I am pretty sure the birds would want to poop on Churchill Downs, Keeneland, Mammoth Cave, or any of the numerous other nice places in KY that NC does not have.

Anonymous said...

North Carolina can't be too bad... after all, we do have Duke.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Good humored comments from a little, obscure radio station in the wonderful bluegrass state sure put some people's panties in a wad! Sounds like jealousy!

GO CATS!

Anonymous said...

You idiots do realize that KentuckySportsRadio is a blog, not an actual radio station website?

And is in no way affiliated with any Kentucky Radio station? It's a humorous blog that actually provides great news in an unorthodox fashion.

But then again you are from North Carolina.

Anonymous said...

NC Vs Kentucky KY95 NC69 go blue!!

Anonymous said...

patterson cousins, wall, bledsoe, miller what a team and eight more players who would be better than most other starters

Anonymous said...

Chill out Tarholes - we laugh @ you guys and your savior Tyler Hansbrough. What a load of BS for such righteous bball fans to get riled up over. Try something clever. I've seen your Applachian region. Like KY, you have trailer-dwelling meth-heads as well. High and mighty chumps!

Anonymous said...

Thought you guys had thicker skin than this

Anonymous said...

and birds fly upside across the bluegrass because they wait to get no north carolina to shit

Anonymous said...

I am glad that both NC and KY residents are so educated on the others state. haha, the stereotypes that people believe in are so ridiculous. All I know is that both states and schools are full of passionate basketball fans and that's the way it should be, lets just respect one another when it comes to off the court issues, k thanks.

flipisatrip said...

you will find very little "whiskey" in KY, this is bourbon country fellas.

Anonymous said...

Kentuck has the UGLIEST women on the face of this earth. They make the Dook cheerleaders look good.

Anonymous said...

c-a-t-s cats, cats, cats

Anonymous said...

Only 5 more wins till we become the first school to reach 2,000. After Saturday we will only have to wait four more games. GO CATS!!!!!

Jack C. said...

BTW, the KRS site is run by a Duke Law grad, and friend of Tucker Max (both of whom are KY natives). If that doesn't explain the sarcasm of the site, then maybe, just maybe a UK grad can break it down into small words and diagrams for to you.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you can call on some little "dookies" to come to the defense of the state; the "heels" sure come up short.

Matt Privett said...

Now that Calipari is with UK the Heels are a shoo-in to pass them in all-time wins, seeing as whole seasons may eventually be vacated in time. I still like how UK suddenly found missing wins after UNC passed them the first time in the early 90s.

Anonymous said...

Kentucky....where Meth 101 is taught in high school. I thought the baskeball program at UK folded. Where oh where have they been.

Anonymous said...

http://kentucky.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=1383&tid=136058009&mid=136058009&sid=888&style=2

Here ya go 'Holes... LOL

Anonymous said...

http://kentucky.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=1383&tid=136058009&mid=136058009&sid=888&style=2

Anonymous said...

You people are pathetic. Don't you know these reactions show just how stupid you are? KSR pisses off a state. Too funny.

Anonymous said...

KSR rocks, just like the big blue will do to that tarheel arse on Sat.

Anonymous said...

Wow! I can't believe the hatin' going on here. Check out their website it states at the top "University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting news brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible." The article was approached from the angle of a know nothing know it all giving advice. Truth is most Kentuckians love the state of North Carolina. The article was all in fun. it seems most of you have been manipulated. I find it amazing the C O reads the KSR website.

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. I especially enjoyed the very long, detailed form above that must have taken at least thirty minutes to create. Let me just say, living in Kentucky my whole life (and being from the western part of the state where we don't have any "hollers"), I find the stereotypes hilarious. I have no doubt we have our fair share of hillbillies that are guilty of everything that has been mentioned in these posts. However, I don't know of many people who would willingly associate with those folks. I am also fairly certain that NC has the same type of folks (they're all coming from the same mountain range, people), and I doubt that any of you associate with them either. For the most part, I would imagine we're all relatively similar people, regardless of the landscape. Here's to being glad to see both teams ranked in the game on Saturday. Hats off to UNC for having such a dominant run the past several years - you've been fun to watch. Go Cats!

Anonymous said...

I think you Tarheel fans need to get stop commenting on this post and worry about filling your own arena. I mean we can fill an arena on a scrimmage and you guys can't even fill it up on opening night. And you call yourselves passionate fans!! Go Cats

Anonymous said...

you can tell when your in north Carolina when you poke a little fun and they get dirty minded and can't take a joke lol the laugh is on them for showing there IQ

Anonymous said...

Ol Roy is going to need to use that sling for his ass, after the spanking John Wall, Boogie Cousins and P Pat put on the heals, i mean heels.

Anonymous said...

UNC is a joke...seriously. They really do hang banners in the Dean Dome for #1 Rankings in the final ap poll. Not just one banner with totals but each instance has its own banner.

UNC is so concerned about looking good that they will pretty much hang a banner for just about anything. Blah blah you have won two titles recently. Florida won two back to back. Which UNC has never ever done.

UKGuyNSC said...

Hey Guys,

How 'bout you lighten up and lower your blood pressure. Have a sense of humor. I am a native Kentuckian who has suffered the same unwarranted ridicule for many years. I am at least somewhat literate, I have never had sex with anyone closer than a third cousin, and I have even been known to brush my teeth when I leave the holler for my semi-annual trip "into town". You heels should learn how to take a joke-or at least to take an ass whippin'! Because, come Saturday you girls are gonna get it handed to you.
I cannot wait to see Ol Roy hobbling around the sidelines of our hallowed halls doing his best Tiny Tim and whining to the refs because Wall is making Drew look like a second grade girl with a skinned knee. Tomlin's article is the least of your worries. So, have a Cheerwine and a smile, and take your spanking.

Bill said...

Hey guys.... Lighten up. This was evidently all in fun. Do you realize that the main man (Matt Jones) for Kentucky Sports Radio is a DUKE graduate. And he has an extreme dislike for the DUKE basketball program. So he can't be all bad. Plus, KSR isn't even a real radio station. Remember, the enemy of my enemy is my ally.

Anonymous said...

I like how all of the North Carolina "intellectuals" (in the likely event that you missed it, this is referred to as sarcasm) make incest and/or hillbilly jokes in response to a witty, well-written post on an obviously biased Kentucky blog.

Taylor said...

Gentlemen!
Lets not bicker and argue over something that has no definition and is bound only by one persons estimate over anothers. Modern Era, Cold War Era, Post War Era, Era of Good Feelings, who cares? Here are the indisputable facts.

Kentucky has been playing basketball longer than UNC. Since 1910 UNC has managed to lose 703 basketball games
Since 1903 Kentucky has lost 635.... See More
We all agree on that.

Another fact is that during the time in which score has been kept and records recorded -

Kentucky has won more games than any other team/program/player/unit/college/university in college basketball. That is a fact.

Another fact is since the birth of the NCAA tournament Kentucky has won 7 of its titles. That total of 7 is good for second all time. Those are the facts.

Seriously those are all true. I did not make those up. Kentucky really is the #1 All time winningest program in all of College Basketball as of today and they were yesterday too. True story. They also have 7 NCAA national championships. I promise.

Anonymous said...

Gentlemen!
Lets not bicker and argue over something that has no definition and is bound only by one persons estimate over anothers. Modern Era, Cold War Era, Post War Era, Era of Good Feelings, who cares? Here are the indisputable facts.

Kentucky has been playing basketball longer than UNC. Since 1910 UNC has managed to lose 703 basketball games
Since 1903 Kentucky has lost 635.... See More
We all agree on that.

Another fact is that during the time in which score has been kept and records recorded -

Kentucky has won more games than any other team/program/player/unit/college/university in college basketball. That is a fact.

Another fact is since the birth of the NCAA tournament Kentucky has won 7 of its titles. That total of 7 is good for second all time. Those are the facts.

Seriously those are all true. I did not make those up. Kentucky really is the #1 All time winningest program in all of College Basketball as of today and they were yesterday too. True story. They also have 7 NCAA national championships. I promise.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Look at all of the Kentucky fans! Even the people of NC are cheering for the Wildcats! GO CATS!

Anonymous said...

Haha I would have to agree with the long post above! GO CATS!!!!!

Sara said...

KSR ftw. Tomlin, you are a wonderful human being.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGcJXL12K3I

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is all the CAT fans get on a NC site and all the UNC fans run and hide. Besides, when the joke(s) are on them all they can come back with is the same ole thing(hillbillies, incest, trailers, and so on)...c'mon guys show some intelligence.

John (JJ) said...

So...coach Roy, what is the real reason you have your arm in a sling..try switching hands every now and again!!!GO CATS

Anonymous said...

LOL at all this seriousness. Tomlin wins.

Anonymous said...

Tomlin has accomplished exactly what he intended by writing this article.

One more thing...

KSR ROCKS!!!

Oh yeah, and one more thing...

GO CATS!!!

Woo said...

I mean John Wall left the state of NC for KY. Nuff said. Next.

Anonymous said...

I think North Cack a Lacky should be flattered. Must be a slow news day to put this much focus and effort into a story from a blog site. KSR must feel proud that the guy who wrote the article is a fan and subscribes to their blog.

Anonymous said...

It appears that the past few posts have been quite funny as both sides can now see the humor. I do find it interestin in the first few comments that individuals were trying to question intelligence and can't spell correctly! How bout we have a tobacco spittin contest and longest distance wins :)

Elin said...

I'm so mad that I want to take a 3 iron and bust out the windows of an escalade!!!

Anonymous said...

harf harf kensucky i done changed the T to an S now it says that kentucky sucks, get it?

Anonymous said...

ohhhh C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS!!!!! get used to it tar fuckers youll be hearin it a lot this weekend.

John (JJ) said...

Before you "talk" or "hate" on the KSR site, I thought I would inform all of you that these guys do this all out of fun and the best part...IT IS FREE...that means it does not cost any of us loyal readers and supporters a single cent. They always do a "Q&A: with the opponent" or a "Know your enemy" for EVERY Basketball and football games. Don't be offended just because your the next victim of the C-A-T-S CATS CATS. Maybe you guys should try to be a little creative and try doing something out of fun like us...You know and we all know that North Carolina wants to be like Kentucky in the first place....GO CATS

Monster Mash said...

Which state hates Seth Davis more?

Anonymous said...

You all do know that that is a blog and not a radio station. They have the number 1 podcast on itunes and if you all knew anything, you'd know that they don't just make fun of UNC, but everyone.

Anonymous said...

In my life I have had the liberty to live in many places and everywhere is about the same. I have lived in lexington ky, greensboro nc, and jackson MS.

All of these places have distinguished country clubs that do not allow blacks and where most members root for rebels, cats, or tar heels and consider themselves the elite of the state.

Two quick things.

All states have their short comings but Kentucky takes the most beating nationally as far as stereotypes.

The other thing is about 90% of all nascar drivers live in NC and about 50% of its fans.

So I find it funny when the hoity toity from NC rag on KY when the biggest Walmarts in the Country reside in NC and it is the home of NASCAR.

Anonymous said...

Looks like every UK site is taking cheapshots at North Carolina:

http://www.allkyhoops.com

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 9:41pm, thanks for the iTunes tip! Subscribing right now! Go Cats!


Regards,
UK Grad
Charlotte, NC

Anonymous said...

I left charlotte for UK and promptly graduated and returned home because the only jobs were filling bourbon barrels and cleaning up horse poop

Anonymous said...

I would cheer for Al-Qaeda before I cheered for North Carolina.

Anonymous said...

Forest City, NC law:

You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.

Hahahahaha....the best part of that is the above is a real law there!!! LOL and you're sitting on here making fun of Kentucky!?!?

Anonymous said...

i can wait to move back to ky, i hate it hear in north carolina winston salem is the only town i've liked. and trust me, there is the sam amount of hillbillys in both states. i've done work all over both.

Anonymous said...

UNC Butch Davis is leaving! Saturday you will see some real fans! Roy Williams is all over tv dogging UNC fans. UNC is just as redneck as KY. Stop crying girls. SEC!

Wall's Sophomore Year said...

Tucker Max is funny, but that stuff isn't all that clever. Kentucky fans are already shining their 2010 national championship... Worldwide Wes is probably stuffing Emery Worldwide packages full of money for recruits as I type.

Y'all haven't beaten us in a while, so until it happens, I'll just smile and reminisce about the good old days of Eddie Sutton and that scholar athlete, Shawn Kemp.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called a "teeth"brush.

Anonymous said...

I guess KSR hit a sore spot with the fine folks of the Carolinas

Anonymous said...

Fuck North Carolina

Anonymous said...

Just moved from Atlantic Beach back to KY...now that was a backwards, screwed up, everyone's poor and smoking kind of place!

Sheweeeeee

Anonymous said...

if boogie aint impressed I ain't impressed

Anonymous said...

North Carolina can suck a fat dick...
John Wall and P-Pat will completely destroy the Tarheels on Saturday. o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o C-A-T-S! CATS!! CATS!!! CATS!!!!
UNC is gay.

Andrew said...

The intelligence level on these comments are staggeringly low, especially from UK fans and non-Heels.

If you're not a fan of the Heels, don't read the articles or post comments under them.

Duke and State just lost games, go post on those articles.

As for responding to the radio FAQ, I take offense as a proud North Carolinian, not as a Tar Heel. However, I understand it's a joke that does not merit a response. Lighten up.

Anonymous said...

I love KSR like many other people have said ITS NOT A RADIO STATION!!! Tomlin's post was all in fun. They do this for all the opponents we face. There will be one for the UConn game too. UNC isn't special.

Anonymous said...

"The intelligence level on these comments are staggeringly low, especially from UK fans and non-Heels."

should read, "The intelligence level in these comments is staggeringly low..."

or, "The intelligence levels exhibited in these comments is staggeringly low..."

see, that's what happens when you try to sound all enlightened and superior. you fail.

Anonymous said...

What a fun article! Nothing wrong with trying to stir up a little rivalry! Can't wait to watch my CATS play from my Carolina living room! GO CATS!

JojaCat said...

If you think for a moment that the students and faculty of Duke don't look down their noses at the state of North Carolina, you're a fool.

Anonymous said...

I am from Kentucky and did spend this past summer in NC. it is the single most disgusting state that i have ever seen with my God given eyes. I describe it as one extra large trailor park. Everyone there sucked and was rude. Kentucky is by far their suppierior in everything but especially basketball. Go Cats!!!

Mark said...

Can I just point out that KSR is always more than a little tongue-in-cheek, and that it seems that the Blue Goats fans have absolutely no sense of humor. This whole reaction is what is hilarious.

The original blog post on KSR was creative and, dare I say it, FUNNY. I haven't thought about Smokey and the Bandit in years. And the Christmas Store thing is so true!

Lighten up, Blue Goats. Your school color already has!

Anonymous said...

The most amazing part of this is that a blog post from a relatively obscure website made the front page of the Charlotte Observer...are you just looking for something to get upset over? Kentucky (home of Abe Lincoln and Muhammad Ali) is like every state with pros and cons. If you can't laugh at yourself you are missing the biggest joke in the world. UNC is a great team with a great coach. I personally can't wait to see a close, well-fought game between two historical NCAAM titans. And by the way, I was born and raised in the mountains of eastern Kentucky.

Anonymous said...

Remember the time Tayshaun hit 5 3 pointers to start off the game? i know i do. UK is back and UNC is terrified.

"College basketball as you know it? It's over. That sport doesn't exist anymore, because that sport had a semblance of parity. One year North Carolina is the dominant program. One year it's UConn. One year it's Duke or UCLA or Florida. Maybe those teams don't win the national title the year they're dominant, or maybe they do. Either way, every year there is a team that, on paper, is the dominant program in college basketball. And every year it's a different team.

Until now. Until John Calipari merges with Kentucky"

That's right Tar heel fans. Shit is about to hit the fab for you!!!

Anonymous said...

fan****

Anonymous said...

Kentucy is not even the best basketball program in the state. Give that to Louisville.

Anonymous said...

Those were some hilarious posts!!! I do laugh at how people read a funny "blog" post and take it personally. IT WAS A JOKE. People act like someone just killed their mother. I have lived in both states. Both are beautiful states with great people and great basketball traditions. However, for anyone from either state to call out rednecks, toothless people, incest, etc. is hilarious because both states have their fair share of those types. Again, most people with a brain would laugh. Unfortunately, my fellow UNC fans showed more about their lack of education, then anything a KY blogger could have said.

Anonymous said...

C

Anonymous said...

A

Anonymous said...

T

Anonymous said...

S

Anonymous said...

CATS

Anonymous said...

CATS

Anonymous said...

CATS

KSR Rules said...

Oh the power of KSR and the Big Blue Nation.

Anonymous said...

"Kentucy is not even the best basketball program in the state. Give that to Louisville."

False. You base this one what?

Anonymous said...

Is that all you've got Carolina? I think the Big Blue Nation officially claimed this message board with the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS separate postings. UK is college basketball. Congratulations on #5 Carolina; now you're just 2 behind us!! Too late to catch up anytime soon though! GO BIG BLUE!

Anonymous said...

What's even funnier about all of this is that the person who runs Kentucky Sports Radio is actually a graduate from Duke Law! Intelligence?

Anonymous said...

HEAD TO HEAD MEETINGS: UNC 21 WINS, "BIGBLUE" 10. NUFF SAID.

Anonymous said...

"I promise you one thing, Roy. A lot of good will come out of this loss to Kentucky. You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season. You will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. You will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season. I sometimes like to sit on my hand until it gets numb and then I rub one out. I call it the Stranger."

- Tyler Zeller

Anonymous said...

Do you know why they built a bridge across the Ohio River?

So Kentuckians could swim across in the shade.

Anonymous said...

These comments are hilarious. I can't believe one UNC poster actually bragged about the state's universities and even claimed Duke! I'm glad Duke is in North Carolina and not Kentucky.

The poster that was scared for his life when he drove through Kentucky - his identity is Christian Laetner and yeah I would be scared too if I were him. I still want to punch his mom in the face.

Kentucky never claimed to be the Mecca of Academia and that's a title we'll leave to the other states with non-agrarian cultures. However KSR might be the gold standard for blogging hence the hits it's generating today.

And to the posters that bring up hitoric records: SEEEEEVEN!

Peace - lets hate Duke together if our fans unified we could probably eat Cameron Stadium.

Anonymous said...

Why do Kentuckians keep their diplomas from UK on the dashboard?

So they can park in the handicap spots.

Anonymous said...

To the posters that said the girls in KY are busted just look at www.kentuckysportsradio.com fan of the day pictures. You will change your mind. They all move to Lexington and Louisville - other cities I can see your point.

Anonymous said...

OK give NC a little credit, the girl in the UNC jersey posted a few days ago was sorta cute.

Anonymous said...

It's pretty lame but the one about driving into South Carolina was really good.

pantherheelz said...

KY is a joke!!! When was the last time you beat the Heels? We own you. KY has NOT been a factor this century..period. And trust me there will be recruiting violations with Calipari. That guy leaves a trail of crooked shit every time he leaves a university!
For the asshole that made the mobile home comment. NC has more millionaires per capita than any state east of the mississippi river. But I did fuck your mom in a mobile home. John Wall wanted desperately to attend UNC as per his AAU coach. We didn't want him.

UNC 77 KY cousin jelly 68
Wooooooo

pantherheelz said...

Calipari is a cheater!!!!!! It's a fact. The Heels win and recruit better doing things by the book. We also have 2 championships in the past 5 years!!! Wooooo Fuck you KY. I wonder how many of those titles were won by cheating....my guess is 5-6. Eat shit, you cousin fucking hillbillys who practive beastiality!!!

pantherheelz said...

Here you go you kentucky losers. Choke on this:


http://www.bigbluehistory.net/bb/Statistics/northcarolina.html

The numbers don't lie!!!!!!

pantherheelz said...

UNC's record against KY
21-10
5 straight wins
17 wins out of the last 23 games..WOW
We play in the ACC, the conference that over the past 40 years has dominated college basketball.
KY plays in the SEC...WTF...and you're only 5 wins ahead...WOW

Numbers don't lie you rotten motherfuckers!

pantherheelz said...

Where are the KY pedophiles at?

Anonymous said...

For the sake of the state of North Carolina, the foul-mouthed responses are coming from it's dumbest and not it's brightest. The Observer should be removing those comments.

UNCSUCKSBALLS said...

UNC didn't want John Wall?!? HAHAHAHAHA
Fking jokes. Pwnage 1230 sat.

pantherheelz said...

UNC's record against KY
21-10
5 straight wins
17 wins out of the last 23 games..WOW
We play in the ACC, the conference that over the past 40 years has dominated college basketball.
KY plays in the SEC...WTF...and you're only 5 wins ahead...WOW

Numbers don't lie you rotten motherfuckers!

pantherheelz said...

That's right dumbass, we passed on Wall because he is a hip hop one and done. He does not fit our team concept. We own Kentucky OWN THEM. Answer this you fucking dumbass...is the SEC better than the ACC. NO THEY ARE NOT. We play dook, Nc State, Wake Forest, and Maryland twice a year for the past 40 years. Who does KY play??? Miss St or Ole Miss, or Georgia??? Are you kidding me. We are the Standard and we will surpass KY for Titles in the next 10 years. Plus we didn't cheat to win ours. You should fire Calipari now, you will be on probation in no time. He is a fucking cheater...FACT

WOOOOOOOOOOOO Suck one pussy cats!

Anonymous said...

@pantherheelz
actually Kentucky didnt cheat to win any of its SEVEN(more than 5) titles... and smash coach cal all you want, but has he ever been fired,fined, put on probation or retained at all for cheating?... didnt think so... and i love KSR, they really know how to have a good time, and piss off people who try to pretend all the things in that post arent true

Anonymous said...

North Carolina men, on average, have a smaller penis than Kentucky men. That is where their envy comes from. Wishing they were 7 when only they are 5.

SUCK ASS YOU TURD BURGLARS!!!!

The Colonel said...

They play basketball in Kentucky?

Anonymous said...

Boom goes the dynamite!

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Brad said...

Actually 2034 minus 2014 equals 20 not 5. But I guess you can't expect much from a NC education. In addition UK has that 20 win lead and played about 60 fewer games. Appy the winning percentage to those 60 games and the lead would be a total or 66 games. Again I know the math may be above your head. Sorry about that. Oh by the way who has the most National Championship titles between UK and NC? Enough said.

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